That bear won't eat me!

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Two friends are taking a long, relaxing walk through the woods. All of a sudden, a huge grizzly bear walks onto the path, sees them, stands up on his massive hind legs, and begins to roar and growl viciously at the two fellas! "What are we gonna do?", asks the one guy with a terrified voice. When he friend doesn't answer, he looks behind him and sees his friend quickly removing his hiking boots and putting on a pair of running shoes instead. "Are you crazy?", he asks the guy. "We're never gonna outrun that bear!" The fella responds,"It's not the bear I've gotta outrun, it's YOU!"

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