How do you kill a blonde? Put spikes in her shoulder pads.
How do you kill another blonde? Put a Scratch'n'Sniff at the bottom of a pool.
What did the blonde say about blonde jokes? She said they were pretty good, but they might offend some Puertericans (sp?).
Q: Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it? A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!
Q: What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college? A: "Would you like fries with that?"
Q: What's the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? A: Maybe someday we'll find Bigfoot.
How do you keep a blonde in suspense? Tell ya tomorrow