The Tramp and the Toothpick

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A pub landlord is shutting up for the night when there is a knock at the door. When he answers, a tramp asks him for a tooth-pick. He gives him the toothpick and the tramp goes off.

A few minutes later there is a second knock. When he answers, there is a second tramp who also asks for a toothpick. He gets his toothpick and off he goes.

There is a third knock at the door, and a third tramp. The landlord says, "Don't tell me, you want a toothpick too."

"No, a straw."

The landlord gives him a straw but is curious why he wants it, so he asks the tramp why he wants a straw and not a toothpick.

"Some bloke just threw up outside but all the good stuff's gone already."

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