A guy walks into an ice cream shop and says, "I'd like a chocolate cone, please."
The scooper says, "Sorry, sir we don't sell that here."
"That's ok. I'll take a chocolate cone, please."
"Sir, I don't think you understood me the first time. We don't have that here. You'll have to get something else."
"Ok. I'd like a chocolate cone, please."
"Sir, how do you spell van as in vanilla?"
"How do you spell straw as in strawberry?"
"Now how do you spell freak as in chocolate?"
"Wait a minute. There is no 'freak' in chocolate."
"That's what I've been trying to say, sir."