No Freakin' Chocolate

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A guy walks into an ice cream shop and says, "I'd like a chocolate cone, please."

The scooper says, "Sorry, sir we don't sell that here."

"That's ok. I'll take a chocolate cone, please."

"Sir, I don't think you understood me the first time. We don't have that here. You'll have to get something else."

"Ok. I'd like a chocolate cone, please."

"Sir, how do you spell van as in vanilla?"

""V-A-N."

"How do you spell straw as in strawberry?"

"S-T-R-A-W."

"Now how do you spell freak as in chocolate?"

"Wait a minute. There is no 'freak' in chocolate."

"That's what I've been trying to say, sir."

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