Here is a short list of what not to say when you get pulled over by a cop.
"No, you assume the position."
"Of course I was swerving, I was trying to hit the little green men."
"Hurry up, your wife is expecting me!"
"I am suprised your here, with Dunkin' Donuts 2 for 1 special."
"If I bend over will I still get the ticket."
"I'm not as think as you drunk I am."
"Wasn't your daughter a porn queen?"
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