What Not to Say

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Here is a short list of what not to say when you get pulled over by a cop.

"No, you assume the position."

"Of course I was swerving, I was trying to hit the little green men."

"Hurry up, your wife is expecting me!"

"I am suprised your here, with Dunkin' Donuts 2 for 1 special."

"If I bend over will I still get the ticket."

"I'm not as think as you drunk I am."

"Wasn't your daughter a porn queen?"

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