Mouse In A Bar

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There's a mouse and a giraffe in a bar. Mouse is at the bar, ordering heavy. He's buying it all. And the giraffe's at the other end of the bar, and she looks at the mouse, you know, winks her eye, gives him some play. So he buys her a drink, and they leave the bar together. Mouse shows up next day, same bar, comes back in, he looks weathered- he's tired, beat up, worn out. And the bartender says, "Damn! You look like you've been through some shit!" And Mouse says, "Yeah, man, with that giraffe last night, between fucking and getting some head, I musta run 50 miles!"

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