A man lost both arms and was fitted with a voice activated mechanical arm and hand. It was programmed to do whatever the man said.
One day in a bar, he went to the washroom to relieve himself. "Pull down my zipper." and the arm and hand pulled down the zipper. "Take out my penis and hold it while I pee." The arm followed the instruction.
Once finished and realizing he was alone in the washroom,and wanting some masterbation time, he said, "Ok, arm jerk it off!"
The arm yanked off his penis and left the man in extreme pain.
He screamed "Fuck Me!" The arm took the penis and shoved it up his rear end over and over again.
The man yelled, " Cocksucker!........."