A group of three blonds go out to a bar and start drinking and congratulating each other. The brunette sitting next to them asks why they are so happy.
They respond, "Well we finished a puzzle today!"
The brunette says "Well, that's no big deal."
They say, "But it only took us 3 months!"
"Well, it really isn't that big of a deal."
They respond, "But the box said 3-5 years!"
_____________________________________________________ Two blondes were sitting out on their porch in a Minnesota town looking at the moon and all the stars.
The first blonde says "What do you think is farther away, the moon or Florida?"
The second replies, "Well, DUH, can you see the moon from here!!" ________________________________________________
A blonde walked into the hospital yelling to the doctor, "I've broken every bone in my body!"
The doctor said, "How could you walk in here if all you bones were broken?"
"Well, look." says the blonde. She pokes her head and screams OWWW. She pokes her hip, and screams OWWW. She pokes her arm and yells OWWW. The doctor says, "Well I can run some tests."
Afterward the doctor says, "Well I have good and bad news. The good news is you didn't break all your bones. The bad news is that you broke your finger."