Redneck guide to Computer Lingo

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REDNECK GUIDE TO COMPUTER LINGO!

Log on: Makin' the wood stove hotter.

Log off: Don't add wood.

Monitor: Keep an eye on the wood stove.

Download: Gettin' the firewoodoff the pickup.

Mega Hertz: When yer' not careful downloadin'. (watch those toes!)

Ram: The hydrolic thingie that makes the wood splitter work.

Hard drive: Gettin' home in mud season.

Prompt: What you wish the mail was in mud season.

Windows: What to shut when it's 0 degrees outside.

Screen: What you need for black fly season.

Byte: What black flies do.

Chip: What to munch on.

Micro chip: Whats left in the bag when the chips are all gone.

Modem: What you did to the hay fields.

Dot Matrix: Farmer Matrix's wife.

Lap Top: Where the little kids feel comfy.

Keyboard: Where you hang your keys.

Software: Them plastic eatin' utensils.

Mouse: When eats the horses' grain.

Port: Fancy wine.

Enter: C'mon in!

Random access memory: You can't remember how much that new rifle of yours costs when your wife asks.

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