REDNECK GUIDE TO COMPUTER LINGO!
Log on: Makin' the wood stove hotter.
Log off: Don't add wood.
Monitor: Keep an eye on the wood stove.
Download: Gettin' the firewoodoff the pickup.
Mega Hertz: When yer' not careful downloadin'. (watch those toes!)
Ram: The hydrolic thingie that makes the wood splitter work.
Hard drive: Gettin' home in mud season.
Prompt: What you wish the mail was in mud season.
Windows: What to shut when it's 0 degrees outside.
Screen: What you need for black fly season.
Byte: What black flies do.
Chip: What to munch on.
Micro chip: Whats left in the bag when the chips are all gone.
Modem: What you did to the hay fields.
Dot Matrix: Farmer Matrix's wife.
Lap Top: Where the little kids feel comfy.
Keyboard: Where you hang your keys.
Software: Them plastic eatin' utensils.
Mouse: When eats the horses' grain.
Port: Fancy wine.
Enter: C'mon in!
Random access memory: You can't remember how much that new rifle of yours costs when your wife asks.
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