DUCK FOOD

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A Duck walks into a grocery store and goes to one of the clerks and asks "Got any duck food?" the clerk responds "No" the duck leaves.

The next day the duck walks into the store and asks the same clerk "Got any duck food?" the clerk, very frustrated says "No." the duck leaves.

The next day the duck walks into the store and asks the same clerk "Got any duck food?" the clerk is very upset and says "WE DONT HAVE ANY DUCK FOOD AND IF YOU COME IN HERE AGAIN IM GONA NAIL YOU TO THE WALL!!!" the duck leaves.

the next day the duck walks into the store and asks the clerk "Got any nails" the clerk surprised says "no?" the duck says "Got any duck food?"

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