A duck walks into the bar and ask for some crackers. "I'm sorry" says the barkeep "this is a bar we don't have any crackers here." The duck then walks out without a word.
The next day the same duck walks in and ask for some crackers. The barkeep explains again that this is a bar and they don't have any crackers.
This continues for about a month until the barkeep gets really pissed and threatens the duck, "look this is a bar, we don't have any crackers here and if you come in and ask for any crackers again I'm going to staple your feet to the bar."
On that note the duck walks out of the bar.
The next day the duck comes in and looks at the barkeep and ask, "Do you have any staples?". "No", replies the barkeep. "Well then do you have any crackers?"
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