One day there was a truck driver, who was hauling bowling balls from Indiana to Ohio". When the truck driver got to Ohio he saw 2 black kids on the side of the road, crying. He stopped and asked, "what's wrong?" The kids reply, "Our bike tires are flat and the nearest pump is twelve miles away!" The trucker says, "ok hop in the trailer and I'll give you a ride." About 2 miles away from the pumps he got pulled over by an Ohio State Trooper. The trooper says, "since this is a routine stop I will have to see what you are hauling.
They get the doors open and the trooper runs to his car and reports "I have a semi hauling nigger eggs and two of them have already hatched and have stole two bikes."