Two gay guys are living together in a house. The first one walks into the room where the second one is sitting. The second one stands up and says, "Hey, Bill, I think I got something up my butt. Mind taking a look?" Bill shrugs, and says "Sure, John." John then proceeds to drop his pants and bend over, allowing Bill to reach up his butt. After a few seconds, Bill says "Nope, I'm not feeling anything." John replies "Oh, it's definately up there. Keep reaching." After a few more minutes, Bill says "Wait, I think I got something!" He withdraws hus hand, revealing a Rolex watch. In amazement, Bill says "Hey, it's a Rolex! How'd that get there?" John turns around... "Happy Birthday...!"