1.You eat something that's actually pretty good, then realize it's the paper plate.
2.You cut your hand on the Jell-O
3.The meat loaf comes with a chainsaw.
4.No one minded the school power outage because they didn't have to see what they were eating.
5. Even the teachers have food fights.
6.The coffee was ground this morning--literally.
7.Your hamburger has a tail.
8.The sponge cake is made of actual sponge.
9.Before you eat, you are required to sign a paper promising not to sue.
10.The kindergarten turtle looks pretty tasty compared to the cafeteria food.
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