There is a 12 inch pipe sticking up from the ground, there is a pingpong ball at the bottom. You have a match, a magnifying glass, a six inch piece of string, a six inch ruler, and a paperclip. How do you get the pingpong ball?
Answer: You pee in the pipe.
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