I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.
We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.
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