Corny Puns

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A

A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.

Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.

We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.

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