American Police

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There was this Canadian and his friend, an American. The American really wanted to be in the police force, and that's all he ever spoke about.

"Jim, if you're so keen on joining the police, why don't you go along to the station and ask about it?" Said Philip.

"Okay then," Replied Jim, "I think that's what I'll do."

So Jim goes along to the local police station, asks to see the sergeant in charge and asks him how he would go about joining the police.

"The first thing you need," says the sergeant, "is to be intelligent. If you're not intelligent then the police can't even consider taking you on."

"Right then, test me!" says Jim eagerly.

"I'll start off with an easy question. Who killed Jesus Christ?"

"Ooh, I'm not sure about that," replies Jim.

"That's okay," Says the sergeant. "I'll tell you what, why don't you go away and think about it."

"I'll do just that."

Jim walks out of the station and joins Philip who's waiting for him.

"Well Jim, did they take you into the police force?"

"Not only that," replies Jim excitedly, "I'm already on my first case!"

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