The Priest and the Rabbi

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A priest and a rabbi had been friends for many years. One evening over a cup of coffee the priest turned to the rabbi and said "My friend, we've known each other for a long time, and there's something I've always wondered. Have you ever tasted ham?"

"Well," said the rabbi, looking a little sheepish, "I must admit, when I was a very young man and curious, I tasted some ham. Now tell me, my old friend," the rabbi said, "there's something I've always wondered. Have you ever been with a woman?"

"My friend," answered the priest, "I must confess, when I was a young man, before I entered the priesthood, yes, I was with a woman."

The rabbi smiled at the priest and said, "It's better than ham, isn't it?"

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