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An asian, a russian,an american and a mexican are applying for a job as a customer greeter at a store.The man interviwing them says "I'm giong to ask you a question and whover gives me a btter answer will get the job." The man asks "What is the fastest thing in the world."

The asian answrs "Light bcause when you flick the switch there is light." The russian says "A blink bcause things could happen in the blink of an eye." The american says "A thought because as soon as you think of it it's there."

The interviewer is thinkig to himself that these are some good answers so he says to the mexican "Whats your answer."

The mexican thinks for sevral seconds then says "Diarreh because before I could think about it, turn on the lights or blink I already shit my pants."

And guess who was greeting the cutomers the next day...the mexican.

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