It's last call, and Bob and Joe are drunk as can be. As they stumble out of their favorite bar, Joe notices a mailbox next to a fire alarm pole. He points at them and says "Hey Joe, what's you say we go talk to those two broads?"
Joe peered over and said, "don't waste your time with those two- the fat one in the blue dress just sits there and says nothing, and the tall readhead will scream her head off if you lay a finger on her!"
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