There was a man on vacation, and he was having the worst day ever. However, he was an optimist, and he kept on telling himself things would get better.
He was climbing what appeared to be a huge hill, when he slipped and fell into a large, gaping pit.
The first thing he noticed was that there were other people there too. One of the women walks over and says " Don't worry, when John farts, we're all gonna blow this dump"
"Who the hell is John?' the man asks.
"Well, who do you think this hole belongs to anyway?" the woman replies "Welcome to the land of giants by the way"
Not exactly your dream vacation...