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A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch. As the bartender pours the drink, he remarks, "That’s quite a heavy drink. What’s wrong?"

After quickly downing his drink, the man replies, "I found my wife in bed with my best friend."

"Wow," says the barkeep. "What’d you do?"

"I walked over to my wife," the man replies, "looked her straight in the eye, and told her to pack her stuff and get the hell out."

"That makes sense," says the bartender. "And what about your best friend?"

"I walked over, looked him right in the eye, and yelled, ‘Bad dog!’"

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by Steph H. 1+ years ago

OMG EThat was way wrong.

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by Kristyn C. 1+ years ago

GROSS

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by Genny J. 1+ years ago

wow... so not funny

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by kaitlyn m. 1+ years ago

that is so wrong

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by LiTtLe MiSs RaNdOm. .. 1+ years ago

ew......

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