Little Johnny

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Johnny goes to confession and says, "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman."

The priest ask, "Is that you, little Johnny Babineaux?

"Yes, Father it is."

"And who was the woman you were with?"

Johnny says, "I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."

"Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Comeaux?"

"I cannot say."

"Was it Teresa Thibodeaux?"

"I'll never tell."

"Was it Nina Olivier?"

"I'm sorry but I cannot name her."

"Was it Cathy Prejean?"

"My lips are sealed."

"Was it Rosa Prudhomme, then?"

"Please, Father," Johnny pleaded, "I cannot tell you."

The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, Johnny Babineaux and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot attend church services for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."

Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Jack slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"

Johnny replies, "Four months vacation and five good leads..."

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by George G. 1+ years ago

Fucking amazing. Must be one of the funniest I heard.

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by Kristen C. 1+ years ago

lolz

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by Amy M. 1+ years ago

LOL.

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