3 men get on a plane. After takeoff a waitress comes around and asks what the men would want to eat. The 1st man orders an apple; the 2nd man orders a pear, and the 3rd man orders a grenade. After a while the waitress returns with the orders. The 1st man takes one bite into his apple and says, "this is to sweet" and throws it out the window. The 2nd man takes a bite into his pear and says, this is to sour" and throws it out the window. The 3rd man bites into his grenade and says, " this is to crunchy" and throws it out the window.
After the plane landes the men go their separate ways. The first man is walking when he comes across a girl who is crying. "Whats wrong?" he asks. I was walking my dog when an apple fell on his head and killed him she replies. Meanwhile the 2nd man is walking down the street when he comes across a boy who is crying, Whats wrong? he asks. The boy replies I just got a new kitten but a pear fell on his head and killed him. Then the third man is walking down the street when he comes across a girl who is laughing. Whats so funny? the man asks then the girl replies I farted and the building behind me blew up!
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