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2,000 years ago, Moses said, "Pick up your shovel, pack your ass, mount your camel and I shall lead you to the Promised Land."

200-plus years ago, George Washington said, "Get off your ass, use your shovel, clear the land, grow plants for camels and it will be the Promised Land."

The Congress of the United States says ," Si, Amigos, throw away your shovel, sit on your ass, light your Camels, we're giving you the Promised Land."

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