Jake Gyllenhall is feeling a little under the weather so decides to go and see his doctor. The Dr takes some blood tests and send Jake on his way. Jake returns to his doctor a few weeks to be told "Jake, it looks like you have full blown AIDS". Jake is shocked and responds "Is there anything I can do?" "Well," says the doctor, "First thing tomorrow, wake up and have yourself a big glass of prune juice with high fibre cereal for breakfast. For lunch, I want you eat some curry, the spicier the better. And for dinner, have more curry with a glass of prune juice and a laxative." "Will that cure me, Doctor?" asks Jake. "No, but you'll soon know what your ass is really for!"