FRESHMAN GUIDE TO REMOVING A BRA

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OBJECTIVE To disengage said bra without looking like an idiot.

WHAT YOU NEED 1) Girl with bra 2) Two functional hands 3) Common Sense

TECHNIQUES 1) THE HOUDINI HUG -- Using sleight-of-hand, place arms around girl and unhook bra. Try to refrain from saying, "Ta-da!" 2) MCGYVER'S OFF-THE-SHOULDER SLIDE -- An alternative method to use after ten minutes of unsuccessful hugging. 3) HILTON'S LAST RESORT -- Beg like a dog and learn to absorb the harsh sound of wicked laughter.

DO NOT USE: scissors, blowtorch, pliers, wire strippers, cutlery, Black Magic, staple remover, chainsaw, brute strength, CB4, set of lock picks, or chisel and hammer.

WARNING: When removing a bra you should not say the following: 1) "I really want to thank you for this." 2) "Dammit! I thought they were bigger." 3) "Do you have any cereal?"

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