Poison Lollipop

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A man was walking home from the store when he sees a lollipop stand. He goes over to the stand and asks the girl behind the wood counter if he can have a lollipop for his kids, to which the little girl replies:

"I'm sorry, sir, but these are poisonous lollipops, used only for revenge. The person who consumes them will automatically perish."

The man thinks for a moment, and says,

"You know what? I'll take one anyway."

The little girl moves all the lollipops from the man and says,

"For a mere $4.95, you can purchase this box of fat-free poisonous chocolates. There's a special sale today on Mother-In-Law gifts and..."

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