A man was walking home from the store when he sees a lollipop stand. He goes over to the stand and asks the girl behind the wood counter if he can have a lollipop for his kids, to which the little girl replies:
"I'm sorry, sir, but these are poisonous lollipops, used only for revenge. The person who consumes them will automatically perish."
The man thinks for a moment, and says,
"You know what? I'll take one anyway."
The little girl moves all the lollipops from the man and says,
"For a mere $4.95, you can purchase this box of fat-free poisonous chocolates. There's a special sale today on Mother-In-Law gifts and..."