The Donut Shop

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There was a blonde walking around the city looking for a part-time job. She arrived at this donut shop which fortunately had a help wanted sign on it. So she went in and ask for a job. She was told she would do register and to come in first thing monday morning.

On monday she comes in for work and gets behind the counter and awaits for her first customer. A coupled minutes later a man comes in and walks up to the counter, looks around for a second and asks "what exactly do you sell here?"

"I don't know", said the blonde. So she decides to walk back to the manager and ask what they sell. The manager said "we sell donuts, lots and lots of donuts". So the blonde goes back to the customer and tells him "we sell donuts, lots and lots of donuts". The man gets frustrated and leaves.

Later a woman walks in and asks the blonde "what do you sell here?"

"Donuts, lots and lots of donuts"

"How fresh are they?" said the lady

"I don't know" said the blonde. So she walks back to the manger and asked him how fresh they are. The manager responded "fresh, very very fresh". So the blonde goes back to the woman and says "the donuts are fresh, very very fresh". The woman buys some donuts and then leaves the store.

Another man later comes into the shop and asks "what do you sell here?"

"Donuts, lots and lots of donuts" said the blonde

"How fresh are they" asked the man

"Fresh, very very fresh"

"Should i buy some?"

"I don't know" said the blonde. So she walks back to the manager and asks "Should they buy some?". The manager says "If they don't somebody else will". So the blonde goes back to the man and tells him "If you don't somebody else will". So he buys some and leaves.

A little while later a robber with a bandana over the bottom half of his face and a gun in his hand, points the gun at the blonde and says "Ok lady, how much money is inside your cash register?"

"Donuts, lots and lots of donuts" said the blonded

"Hey are you trying to be fresh with me?" says the robber.

"Fresh, very very fresh"

"Alright lady if you don't start being straightforward with me I'm going to first shove this gun extremely far up your little butt, and then pull the trigger."

The blonded responds with "If you don't somebody else will."

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