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Mark and Amy are newlyweds.They arrive at a hotel for their honeymoon.Amy says to Mark "I'll go up and freshen up while you bring in the luggage.But when Amy gets to the room she decides to lay on the bed naked.Mark arrives upstairs with the first set of luggage,opens the door to the room,to find his bride naked on the bed. "Do you know what I want?" she asked.Mark looks at her for a second and with a quizzical look says "no, can't see that I do"

So Mark goes down to get the second set of luggage.Meanwhile,Amy decides to spread her legs out a little.Mark arrives with the second set of luggage, opens the door to find his bride spread out on the bed."Do you know what I want now?" Amy asked.Mark looks at her again and again with the same quizzical look replies "no, can't see that I do"

So Mark goes down for the last set of luggage.Amy,now frustrated,decides to open her legs as wide as she can go.Mark arrives upstairs with the last set of luggage, opens the door to the room to find Amy with her legs open as wide as she can go."Honey,now do you know what I want?" she asked.Mark looks at her for a second and then says "yeh, you want the whole dam bed"

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