Guiness World Records Animal Edition

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One day a fifty yr old couple was reading a Guiness World Records Animal Edition book. They are flipping through the pages until they get to the dog records. The woman gives the man a nudge to the ribs and says:

Woman: WOW! LOOK! This dog has sex once every month! Thats 12 times a year!!! You could learn from him...

The man after hearing this groans and rolls his eyes. Then the woman gives him another nudge to the ribs and says:

Woman: WOW!! LOOOOOOK!! This dog has sex every week!! Thats 52 times ayear! You should really learn from him...

The man groans a bit louder and rolls his eyes. Then the women gives him a harb blow to the ribs and says:

WOman: WOOOOOO! AMAZING!!! INCREDIBLE! LOOOOOOOOOOK! This dog has sex every day! Thats 365 days a year! You really should learn from this dog!

The man, fed up with all the bullshit yells:

Man: Yea, but i betcha he doesnt have to fuck the same bitch everyday!!!!

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