One day, a man and a woman are in a car. The man was driving and the woman started squirming. "Oh damn, Dale," she says to him. "I gotta take a shit."
"Well, okay, I have an idea," Dale says to his girlfriend. "I'll speed up to 80 mph and you stick your ass out the window and take a shit. No one will see."
So the girl sticks her ass out the window as Dale speeds up. So she takes a shit.
Meanwhile, there are two hobos on the side of the road and the shit hits one in the mouth. "Whoa!" one says. "Look at that cigar that guy spit at you!"
"Forget that!" says the second. "Did you see the lips on that guy?"