Athiest vs. Bear

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So there's an Athiest (a person that doesnt believe in god) hunting in the woods. all of a sudden, he sees this bear. the bear chases him and chases him. untill he tripps and falls. the athiest then says "Jesus, PLEASE HELP!" then time just stops. Jesus appears and says "why should i help you if you never believed in me?" he answers "please! I'm sorry! I believe in you now! Just make this bear into a Christian so he wont eat me!" Jesus agrees and mae the bear into a Chistian. then the bear still trys to eat him, right when he opens him mouth he says...

"Jesus the lord in heaven, thank you for the food I am about to eat"

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