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Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.

God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines -- one line for the men that stood up to their women on earth, and the other line for the men who were whipped by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter."

The next time God looked, the women are gone, and there are two lines. The line for the men who were whipped by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men who stood up to their women, which only had one man.

God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

The man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."


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