Why are blondes usually quiet during sex? Their mom told them not to talk to strangers. or Their mom told them not to talk with a full mouth.
What do you call a blonde with half of a brain? Gifted.
A dumb blonde, a smart blonde, and Santa Clause all jump off of a bridge, who makes the biggest spalsh? The dumb blonde, the other two don't exist.
How do Blonde brain cells die? Alone.
What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant.
What is the first thing a blonde does in the morning? Go home.
What did the blondes right leg sat to her left leg? I don't know, they've never met.
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