1.While the bus driver is not looking at you from the mirror,start singing some kind of 80's song,When he looks at you stop and act as if you where just sitting there to get home. 2.When the bus driver is paying attention to the road,move to a different seat.Soon the bus driver will look up and see that you changed seats. 3.Start a spit ball fight while on the bus. 4.start a paper wad fight.It is kind of spit ball fight with out the spit.Bonus:Through giant pieces of paper for extra fun. 5.Ask the bus driver if you can jump out the window.After he says no,at least i would hope so,have another friend go up ask another stupid question or the same one.