3 guys go to Hell. Satan says that they can pick 1 of 3 rooms to spend eternity in. Room #1 has a hardwood floor and everyone is standing on their heads. Room #2 has a concrete floor and everyone is on their heads. In Room #3 they see a bunch of guys up to their knees in shit drinking coffee. The guys talk about it and decide on Room #3 because they at least get to drink coffee. As Satan is closing the door he calls in "Ok guys, break times over,back on your heads!"