there is a little first grade boy who always does real good in school. then he gets a new teacher that is the HOTTEST woman he had ever seen. soon after, his grades start dropping. the teacher pulls him aside and asks hims why his grades are so bad. "i'm in love," he said. she couldnt help but smile. "with whom, may i ask?" "i'm in love with you. then she starts to blush and says "its true that i would like to have a husband of my own some day, but i don't want a child." she says. then he simply replied "don't worry, i'll be sure to use a rubber."