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A man just gets married, and the newlyweds go to a hotel. They decide to have sex. However, right before they're about to go at it, the wife says," I just want you to know that before this, I slept with another man. I slept with Tiger Woods." The man says, " I don't blame you. He's rich, handsome, and famous. Now let's have sex." So after they have sex, the guy's hungry so he decides to call room service. Before he calls, the wife tells him, "Tiger wouldn't do that. He'd get back in to bed with me, and do it again." So the husband goes back in to bed, and they go at it again. After, the husband is still hungry, so he goes to call room service. Before he calls, the wife tells him, "Tiger wouldn't do that. He'd get back in to bed with me and do it again." The guy slams down the phone, and has another round with her. After the third round, he goes to the phone. The wife asks him, " Are you calling room service now?" He says, "No, I'm calling Tiger Woods. I want to know what par is for this goddamn hole."

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