Me no come to work today

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A chinese man calls into work one day and tells his boss I'm not coming into work today. Whats wrong the boss asked? Me no feel good, me have headache. The boss tells him you know what makes me feel better when i have a headache, I go home and have sex with my wife until i feel better. Thanks boss for the advice the chinese man says. A while later the chinese man calls his boss and says i'll be into work in a minute, thanks for the advice it really worked, you have a really nice house.

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by -1 -. 1+ years ago

repeat

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by bob j. 1+ years ago

PWNAGE!!

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by Genny J. 1+ years ago

omegod that is funny no offense to chinese butthat guy was dumb

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CF74K_Me no come to work today

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