If you are under the age of 13 you should not read this, and if you do, you should not repost this.

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid.

It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it.

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this [ice ice _ _ _ _ ]

You remember watching: -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Cow & Chicken

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."

You remember: -TGIF -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World.

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.

You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not

when everyhting was settled by: -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky. Inka binka bottle of ink

when cops and robbers was a daily activity.

Having a pool in your backyard was a rare comodity

when we played Hide and go seek until our legs grew numb.

when we used to obey our parents

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.

Captain Planet. He's our Hero.

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. and all the good games are 2d

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.

You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"

You remember watching: -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow on PBS.

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

and board games were chutes and ladders,candy land. back off buzzard, dont wake daddy and guess who

You remember those Where's Waldo books.

You remember eating Warheads.

You remember watching: -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -3 Ninjas movies.

You remember Ring Pops.

You remember the need to own an adidas jacket and clompy skate shoes.

You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.

Oh, oh, oh! and JOSTA!!!

If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

and you knew what to do when someone held out their fist and said "give me bumps"

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.

You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

Making those little paper cootie catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.

You played and/or collected "Pogs" :)

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

. . . Furbies (yes, we hated them THEN, too).

light brights

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.

And Windows 95 was the best.

You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

Michael Jordan was a king.

YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!

All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.

You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.

You collected those Beanie Babies.

Carebears

Gak was the coolest stuff invented.

Lambchop's song never ended.

The old dollar bills.

Silver dollars, which were cool to have.

You remember a time before the WB.

You collected all the Troll dolls

If you even know what an original walkman is.

You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said

You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"

You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.

You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

Before the MySpace frenzy . . .

Before the Internet & text messaging . . .

Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .

Before MIKE JONES . . .

Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .

Before Spongebob . . .

Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.

When light up sneakers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was $0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs.

When the spice girls were cool.

The rise of boybands.

When starwars was still cool

When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkman.

When checking out drawing books and that one book about the rainbow fish from the library was THE cool thing to do.

You had slap braclets!

Way back.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.

Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!!!!

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by Komron K. 1+ years ago

Looooooooooool.... I was eating warheads while reading this

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by brittany M. 1+ years ago

I was born in 1995 and i remember all of this. i have a sister who was born in 1992 who doesn't know any of this. so talk to the hand. (something I still do)

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by tristan n. 1+ years ago

i was born 2000 but most of these still apply

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by tristan n. 1+ years ago

that 1 ^

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by Mazin H. 1+ years ago

I would sell my soul for an infinite supply of warheads. So delicious.

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by skyler lynn l. 1+ years ago

OMG yea and like those hit clip thingys i loved those soo much i think i had a brittney spears one haha i miss those days :'(

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by Angel A. 1+ years ago

'88, I think we also need to remember playing Marbles and Kick The Can. Back when one of the worst crimes you could commit was puppy guarding.

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by emma l. 1+ years ago

I was a kid... I didn't get to fully enjoy the 90's but I was there through most of it! I remember the original Game Boy lol they put Pokemon Red and Blue version cartridges in my Happy Meal.

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by Matiss B. 1+ years ago

this is mostly american stuff, like the dumb-ass catchphrases. but we still have rare coins here in some European countries :D

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by pearls b. 1+ years ago

(I still make cootie catchers, just b/c I can) Now I will be going to sleep singing: This is the song that doesn't end. Yes, it goes on and on my friends! Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was. And, they'll continue singing it 4-ever just because this is the song that doesn't end. Yes, it goes on and on my friends! Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was. And, they'll continue singing it 4-ever just because this is the song that doesn't end. Yes, it goes on and on my friends! Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was. And, they'll continue singing it 4-ever just because this is the song that doesn't end. Yes, it goes on and on my friends! Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was. And, they'll continue singing it 4-ever just because this is the song that doesn't end. Yes, it goes on and on my friends! Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was. And, they'll continue singing it 4-ever just because this is the song.... (you get the idea)

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by Steve N. 1+ years ago

now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped turned upside down and i'd like to take a minute just sit right there, I'll tell you how i became the prince of a town called bel-air, doo doo doo do ba dooba doo doo doo iiiiin west philadelphia born and raised on the playground was where i spent most of my days, chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool and all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school when a couple of guys they were up to no good, started makin trouble in the neighborhood, I got in one little fight and my mum got scared she said "You're movin' wit' your auntie and uncle in bel-air" *incomprehensible verse* first class, yo this is bad, drinkin' orange juice out of a champagne glass, is this what the people of bel-air livin' like? mmmmmmmmmmmmm, this might be alright, I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror, if anything I thought that this cab was rare, but then I thought "nah forget it, yo home, to bel-air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie "Yo home! Smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air. Best theme tune evar!

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by Steve N. 1+ years ago

yeah your history is a little off

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by mistie o. 1+ years ago

im 13 and i reamber like 95% of that stuff.. those were the days...

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by Alyssa C. 1+ years ago

I was born and '98 and I still remember doing at least 80% of those things! Half of things are just what all little kids do on the playground when they're not allowed to bring thier electronics... not that I had any back in kindergarden...oh! And I just LOL'd cause me and my friend were talking yesterday, trying to remember the name of the rainbow fish!!!!!!!!!

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by john h. 1+ years ago

HEY! i wass born in '97, and i remember, colected, drank, watched, and played with that shit! but now i got this labtop, a PS3 and a 22" TV. F*** the '90! go 2010!

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by drew j. 1+ years ago

GAK! I remember that stuff, it was so awesome. And those wierd cars shaped like bugs! Aw man, I miss warheads so much. Damn, I never thought I'd miss the 90's :D

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by qwerty y. 1+ years ago

and i think its ice ice baby

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by qwerty y. 1+ years ago

i was born in 99 in still about 80% of the things on the list apply to me

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by Roastedzergling D. 1+ years ago

JUMANJI!!!

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by Zoe B. 1+ years ago

Brings back the memories, huh? I remember when i was in school and all of my folders and stuff were lisa frank, i remember ALWAYS saying "PSYCHE!!!" and doing an awful lot of the other stuff too. Those tamigachi pets? The secret is to not let them shit out the whole screen. If you do, they die. :)

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by Colin J. 1+ years ago

RING POPS

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by J N. 1+ years ago

I'm a 90's kid but to many of these are American only not NZ

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by Megan C. 1+ years ago

I was born in '94. God this brought back do many memories!! I had like a gagillion FURBIES and every single one of my folders and binders were lisa frank!! Warheads were like a currency at school.I miss my childhood so much!! I was an only child in the 90's too!! I

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by Katie J. 1+ years ago

it was '93 for me, i had 7 yrs. i love all of that stuff....lol i miss it too.....

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by tony w. 1+ years ago

wow im from 97 but ive done, own, and or know/experienced everything on this list just the fact that i wanna go back to the 90s even if i am 3 years old =)

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by mariam m. 1+ years ago

so true! i am such a 90's kid.. oh how i miss ring pops, carebears,and the macerena... i wanna go back to the ninteys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! waaaaaa!!

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by jack s. 1+ years ago

I was born in '97 yet half these apply to me never had tv :(

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by AJ J. 1+ years ago

i was born in '93 and this is sooo true

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by Matt L. 1+ years ago

I wanted moon shoes! but never got'em

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by Paige B. 1+ years ago

I was born in '97 but my brother references these all thetime and I've seen/heard of/owned/know of everything on this list. :P EPIC FAIL PERSON WHO WROTE THIS

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by Emily H. 1+ years ago

wow! and i thought that the 90's didnt have anything! aw, i miss it!! this also applies to '94-ians too, apperantly

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by matt w. 1+ years ago

yeah all true! haha i was born 1990 and i remember Macarena was funky stupid but hard to admit i also danced whenever i hear that..haha

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by Chris G. 1+ years ago

This list is a bit off. Cootie catchers have been around forever. As a child of the 80's we did them all the time. Lite brite? No you would remember the Lite brite cube. Light brites where awesome in the 80's. Carebears where also 80's. They did have a remake of sorts in the LATE 90's, but are truely coming back NOW. And the phrase "Why don't you marry it" was an 80's phrase. It was an ongoing joke on Pee-Wee's Playhouse. Oh that's right you wouldn't know that show. You would know that Paul Reuben got arrested for indecent behavior in an adult theater though.

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by Mary P. 1+ years ago

"...on the playground was where I spent most of my days!" God I loved the Fresh Prince. I MISS THE 90s. There should be one of these for the 80s. -sniffle- The good old 90s...

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by Winnie C. 1+ years ago

Wow...you really don't realize how much you miss the 90s. This was really cool!

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by Kayoua X. 1+ years ago

I remember everything. I was 6 years old in 1992. I still even remember to make that little paper cootie catcher thing...I should make it and bring it to work.

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by Amy M. 1+ years ago

1991!

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by kunal p. 1+ years ago

oh, and also lion king, the old blues clues, references to bill clinton as president, and tick-tack-toe being a big deal

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by kunal p. 1+ years ago

beautiful. ive started to read this before i go to sleep.

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by funnyman1 1+ years ago

wow i did or remember at least 99% of these things. ha good times.

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by Jack A. 1+ years ago

I was born in 94 but I remember a lot of these things, like captain planet and cops in robbers and a lot of the things at the top.

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by xomelixo B. 1+ years ago

And how the girls would poof their bangs (in the early 90's)

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by Vyki T. 1+ years ago

Now i am saaaad! I want to be young again!!!

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by rachel s. 1+ years ago

Ok, now you've gone and made me feel old for remembering most of that. Any i'm only 18, so its a bit early for that.

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by Kayla R. 1+ years ago

i miss the 90s oh so very much.

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by LiTtLe MiSs RaNdOm. .. 1+ years ago

:( anybody got a time-machine? hey does anyone remember the pokemon cards? and crazy-bones (playing for keepsies, lol) ahhh those were the days...

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by bry n. 1+ years ago

That is SO true, i miss the 90's :-(

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by John S. 1+ years ago

you guys are both right. I LOVED OREGON TRAIL!!! my friend and i liked the rafting part best, and don't get me started on ring pops, slap bracelets (which sound so weird) boy bands (now completely gay) and Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. and oh my god, remember when britney was popular?!

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by Dashelle S. 1+ years ago

Oh..my God. So true...so true.

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by Bobbie C. 1+ years ago

all those things are so true. i miss the 90's...

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