The Blonde Kidnapper

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A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.

She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."

She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, a blonde."

The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"

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by Martins D. 1+ years ago

wats it about blondes and stupidity.never really met one but donot think your hair color gives you stupidity.

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by Danica L. 1+ years ago

Hahaha I was thinking the 1st blonde was just dumb but the 2nd is retarded haha

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by Taxon n. 1+ years ago

Sorta like raul, 1st blonde is stupid, second is the dumbest of them all

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by raul q. 1+ years ago

hahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahaha i thiught the 1st blond was stupid the 2nd blond is retarded

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