Chocolate Cookies

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One day little Johnny comes upon his grandfather enjoying a beer. Johnny asks, "Granpa, can I have some of your beer?" To which his grandfather replies, "Well that all depends, can your dick touch your asshole?" Slightly shocked, Johnny says, "No, grandpa" "Then you're not man enough" his grandfather replies promptly.

The next day Johnny sees his Grandfather smoking a cigar. He asks him, "Grandpa, may I smoke a cigar?" Again his grandfather replies "Can your dick touch your asshole?" and, again, Johnny says no.

The third day Johnny's grandfather sees little Johnny eating some fresh baked cookies. He says, "Hey there Johnny, can you give me a cookie?"

Johnny asks, "I don't know grandpa, can your dick touch your asshole?"

His grandfather proudly replies, "Why yes, yes it can"

Johnny says, "Well then go fuck yourself, because grandma made these cookies for me"

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by Jacob C. 1+ years ago

repeat

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by CAJE C. 1+ years ago

Haha, thats what you get for messing with kids.

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by R.D. M. 1+ years ago

So F***in funny!

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by Casey S. 1+ years ago

Little Johnny strikes again! lmao

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by Camie B. 1+ years ago

Yea go little kid.... retard grandpa ^^

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by Brittany M. 1+ years ago

that was halarious.lol

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by Jade R. 1+ years ago

Brilliant! A ten for you! Thats what the grandpa gets i think =P

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by Dave M. 1+ years ago

well Duke you can go fuck yourself because Gramma made this joke for those of us with a sense of humor

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by shahbaz p. 1+ years ago

i dont get it

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by Lynn F. 1+ years ago

Nice!!! That was hilarious.

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by netty p. 1+ years ago

Well good for him, 'bout time little Johnny told that B*** off. LMAO that was cute.. Netty

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by Laurie L. 1+ years ago

lmao, awsome joke

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by Duke A. 1+ years ago

How many repeats of this joke are there?!! The one where the little kid scratches a card and wins the lottery is the first one on Funny.com I believe. You substituted with cookies, how creative. [/sacrasm]

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