Lil Ralphy

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A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Ralphy.

He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

Then little RALPHY says, "Please Miss, I have a question for YOU".

There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

To which Little RALPHY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on', but I like your thinking."

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by cathy c. 1+ years ago
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by cathy c. 1+ years ago
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by Julia Z. 1+ years ago

Ralphy is a smart ass is he

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by 4-the-jokes786 h. 1+ years ago

all the ralphy's r capatilized. i thnk this was a little johnny joke but the person was obviously getting tired of johnny so he put ralphy.

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by Laffing H. 1+ years ago

HAHAHA!

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by miguel c. 1+ years ago

you copied someone from youtube

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by Rebecca S. 1+ years ago

Love it!

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