HILARIOUS yo mama jokes

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Yo momma's so dumb when she saw under 17 not admitted sign she went home and got 16 friends Yo momma's so poor each night she goes to KFC to lick other folks fingers Yo momma's so old one of her pets was on on Noahs Ark Yo momma's so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone Yo momma's so dumb she passed by YMCA and said hey look they spelled MACYs wrong Yo momma's so poor people rob her house for practice Yo momma's so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals Yo momma's so poor she married young just to get the rice Yo momma's so dumb she failed a survey Yo momma's so dumb she fell up the stairs

Yo momma's so dumb she asked for a price check at the dollar store Yo momma's so dumb she invented a silent car alarmYo momma's so dumb and poor that when I came over for dinner she read me recipes Yo momma's so dumb at bottom of application where it says Sign Here she put Sagitarius Yo momma's so dumb she got a part time job painting skittles Yo momma's so dumb she put on her glasses to watch 20/20 Yo momma's so dumb her brain cells are on the endangered species list Yo momma's so dumb her brain cells die ALONE Yo momma's so dumb her are square cuz she forgot to take the Kleenex out of the box Yo momma's so dumb her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard Yo momma's so dumb her latest invention was a glass hammer Yo momma's so dumb her shoes say TGIF - toes go in front Yo momma's so dumb I asked her do tricks for me and she wagged her tail Yo momma's so dumb I don't even understand how stupid she is Yo momma's so dumb I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side Yo momma's so dumb I put a ScratchNSniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned Yo momma's so dumb I said give me a quarterback and she gave me Dan Marino Yo momma's so dumb I said it was chilli outside and she ran in and got a bowl Yo momma's so dumb I said lets go to the superbowl and she ran and got a spoon Yo momma's so dumb I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod Yo momma's so dumb I saw her jumping up and down asked what she was doing and she said she drank a bottle of medicine and forgot to shake it Yo momma's so dumb I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope asked what she was doing and she said sending a voice mail Yo momma's so dumb I taught her how to do the running man and I havent seen her since Yo momma's so dumb I think its a new world record Yo momma's so dumb I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it Yo momma's so dumb I told her drinks were on the house so she went and got a ladder Yo momma's so dumb I told her I was reading a book by Homer and she asked if I had anything written by Bart Yo momma's so dumb if brains were dynamite she wouldnt have enough to blow her nose Yo momma's so dumb if brains were gas she wouldnt have enough to power a fleamobile around the inside of a Froot Loop

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by Taxon n. 1+ years ago

you need to space them out man

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