Scare at the Catholic School

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Upon visiting her new first grade class, the head nun asked her wide-eyed students, "Children, what do you want to be when you grow up?"

"I want to be a doctor!" squealed a boy.

"I want to be a nurse!" squeaked a girl.

"I want to be a prostitute!" replied another girl.

Upon hearing this, the nun fainted and fell flat on the floor. A few minutes later, after being awoken by a splash of cold water, asked, "Tell me, child, what did you say you wanted to be?"

"A prostitute!" she answered.

"Oh, thank goodness" sighed the nun, "I thought you said Protestant."

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