3 men were driving down a dirt road in the desert when their car broke down. So they get off and trek through the night looking for civilization. They then got captured by a tribe of savages. The chieften says to them, "You have two choices. Either we kill you quickly, or we give you RU-RU!" (meaning anal sex in tribe language) The first guy doesn't want to get anally raped, so he gets killed. The same thing happens to the second guy. The third guy thinks anal rape would be better than death, so he says "Fine, give me RU-RU." The chieften then says "Okay, DEATH BY RU-RU!"