There was a woman who had an affair with her boss and felt guilty about it, so she went to her church to confess her sins.
"I gave him a blowjob," she told the priest, ashamed. "I-"
Just then, the power went off in the church and the priest stood up. "Excuse me, ma'am," he said. "I have to go fix the power. I might be a while. Um...Here's the book of sins and repentance. Look up your offense and act accordingly."
She nodded and looked at the heavy book he dropped before her. She really didn't want to look through it, though, and smiled when she saw an alter boy walk by.
"You, boy," she said. "Yes?"
"What does the priest give for a blow job?"
The boy grinned. "Ten bucks and a candy bar."