There was war general named Joe who had an assistant named Dave.
Dave told Joe they were about to go into war and Joe asked for his red shirt.
Dave and Joe survived the war and Dave asked Joe why he wanted his red shirt and Joe said it was because if he was bleeding, he didn't want anyone to know so they wouldn't die trying to save him.
Dave came in minutes later and told Joe they were about to go into war and they were outnumbered by over 1,000 and Joe said "Get me my brown pants."
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