The Hitchhiker

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A man is hitchhiking down a long and desolate highway. He has been walking for hours without seeing anybody, when finally a white van apears and pulls over. A man leans out the driver's window and asks "Need a lift?" The hitchhiker figures he looks like a good guy and hops in. After a few minutes of driving the hitchhiker falls asleep. Then all of a sudden, BUMP, BUMP, THUD, BUMP! The hitchhiker wakes up and immediatly asks "What was that?!" The driver says "I hit somebody." The hitchhiker says "ok, but what were all those other bumps?" The driver replies "Well i had to drive through the ditch to get him."

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